Jude Collins worked for thirty years as a lecturer at the Ulster University/Ulster Polytechnic. Before that, he was a high school English teacher in Derry, Dublin, Edmonton and Winnipeg (Canada).
He is the author of eight books, including Booing the Bishop and other stories and Martin McGuinness: The man I knew. He has been a weekly columnist for The Irish News, Daily Ireland and currently writes for The Andersonstown News.
He has broadcast on TV and radio for the BBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), Press TV and RTÉ. For the past thirteen years he has written a daily column on his blogsite www.judecollins.com
AND they’re off. The nightmare notion that Áras an Uachtaráin might be inhabited for the next seven years by Conor McGregor, Michael Flatley or Dustin the Turkey has vanished. A note of last-minute excitement was injected as Maria Steen struggled to get on the ballot paper. When she failed she claimed she was blocked. She wasn’t – she simply didn’t get the necessary twenty nominees.
MY mother raised eight children and sang as she did so. The songs were of all kinds, but one line from a rebel song stays with me: "And we’ll crown de Valera King of Ireland." Whoever wrote those lyrics had a muddled notion of republicanism.
THE shooting dead of Charlie Kirk was a cruel and violent act. It was also puzzling – or rather the reactions to it were puzzling.
SO the British Labour Party have dumped Angela Rayner as Deputy Prime Minister. Few people enjoy sudden demotion, and I’m sure Angela is still feeling a bit bruised, and not just in terms of public image or ego. Her salary, which was around £160,000 a year, will now be slashed to a measly £94,000 a year as a regular MP.
THERE'S a war going on in the South of Ireland. Not between counties or families but between political parties. It’s presidential campaigning time.
THAT sighing sound you hear is not a late-summer breeze, or a parent relaxing as finally, finally their cherished children head back to school. It’s the sound of thousands of GCSE, Leaving Certificate and A-Level students the length and breadth of Ireland gasping their relief that, for better or worse, their life-defining exam torture has finally ended.
IN recent weeks I’ve been interviewing a number of well-known people about how they see the prospect of a border poll and what obstacles lie between us and Irish unity.
During the Féile, Mary Lou McDonald sat down for an interview with Andrée Murphy, another Rathgar girl.
DON'T be fooled by the title of Danny Morrison’s new book, 'All The Dead Voices'. It’s a quotation from Samuel Beckett and, yes, you do hear the voices of those who have died, but it’s also a book of twenty-five parts, each bursting with life in its many forms.
DO the names Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot mean anything to you? Maybe not. But they will if I say they were that couple caught on camera at a Coldplay concert as they were hugging each other. And when they realised the TV camera was showing a giant close-up of them, they quickly parted and looked very guilty. They were married, but not to each other, so a bad moment for both.
ARE you a conspiracy theorist or a credulous cretin?
THE Orange Order, you’ll have noticed, had its main but by no means only spasm of marching last Saturday. It’s an organisation that attracts many opinions, but one thing most of us would agree on this year: the thick-headedness of releasing toxins into the air from that bonfire in South Belfast was a defiant act of spectacular self-harm.
AS we keep being reminded, we live in a quivering world. In the US, President Donald Trump is on a mission to make life as comfortable as possible for billionaires and as brutal as possible for the poor. Universities are fearful funds will be withheld, politicians fear opposing Trump as he might wipe out their political futures, and student protestors risk a visit from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) , which could end with their being hooded, bundled into a jeep and deported to some ghastly South American prison. In Ukraine, tens of thousands of young Ukrainian and American lives are ending on an endless battlefield. In Gaza, the body count of innocent, terrified people is almost too big to think about.
IF you watched TV news over the past week, you’ll have seen and heard President Trump lose his rag with Israel and Iran. Or at least President Trump pretending to lose his rag. ““We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing”. This was in the wake of both countries breaking the ceasefire he had encouraged.
SOME years ago, Mary Lou McDonald was asked what single word came to mind when she thought of the Fine Gael leader, Leo Varadkar. Mary Lou paused for a second and then said “Smarmy.”