Jude Collins worked for thirty years as a lecturer at the Ulster University/Ulster Polytechnic. Before that, he was a high school English teacher in Derry, Dublin, Edmonton and Winnipeg (Canada).
He is the author of eight books, including Booing the Bishop and other stories and Martin McGuinness: The man I knew. He has been a weekly columnist for The Irish News, Daily Ireland and currently writes for The Andersonstown News.
He has broadcast on TV and radio for the BBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), Press TV and RTÉ. For the past thirteen years he has written a daily column on his blogsite www.judecollins.com
"WHEN I hear the word culture, I reach for my gun." These words were first spoken by a character in a play written by Hanns Johst, who was a Nazi supporter. Some people say it was Goering or Goebbels who said it, but some people don’t know what they’re talking about.
LOOK out – here it comes again! The Orange Order, banners aloft, drums thumping, out to celebrate the Twelfth. And to make it a proper celebration, the Ligoniel lodges applied for a ‘homeward return parade’ on the Crumlin Road on the morning after the Twelfth. The Parades Commission have turned them down, which was very churlish of them. Talk about spoilsports! The Twelfth is just a happy annual affair for all the family.
FEELING stressed? Sweating, trouble getting to sleep? Don’t worry, it’s the election. Or rather elections – there’s the one bubbling up in the US, one happening in Britain, and, most importantly, the prickly little affair we’re having here in NEI.
THE temptation to put people in a box is intense. This person is right-wing, therefore I reject everything they may say or do about anything. This other person is left-wing, and so all of their views on everything are good and I readily support them. Which is a bit stupid of me.
OVER the past week I’ve been at two political events, both of them nationalist in tone. The first was a Shared Island event (think Micheál Martin) and the second an Ireland’s Future event. The Shared Island event had one main speaker, the Ireland’s Future event had a whole range of speakers.
HISTORICAL events sometimes produce an echo. The civil rights movement in the US was echoed a short time after by the civil rights movement here. The peaceful agitation of Martin Luther King gave way to the violence of Malcolm X and the Black Panthers; here, the civil rights movement dissolved into violence and thirty years of conflict.
THINGS have not been going well in recent times for your 100 per cent, full-fat unionist. In April 2021 Arlene Foster announced she was stepping down as First Minister and DUP party leader.
A MAN called Tim Montgomerie was on the BBC’s Question Time last week. If you were to slice Tim, you’d find the word ‘Conservative’ running through him to his innermost core.
IF you knew that nobody else was listening, would you say things you wouldn’t say into a live microphone? As the beer advertisement says, Probably. There’s an exhilaration in taking off the safety catch and letting go with both barrels.
AH, the border. Over 100 years old and still creating bother.
HELEN McEntee, the South’s Justice Minister, chanced her arm last week. She said that 80 per cent of immigrants presenting themselves for registration in Dublin had arrived there via the North, even though there were no reliable figures to support her claim.
FIRST, let me plead a special interest: I have a daughter in London who works in the NHS. Okay? So, yes, I am biased in favour of governments who give as much money as possible to keeping their citizens alive and healthy. The thing is, if you do a bit of burrowing, you start coming up with some depressing statistics.
ON July 21, 2000, the then Tánaiste and leader of the Progressive Democrats party, Mary Harney, addressed the American Bar Association in Dublin. In the course of that speech she made a claim that still resonates decades later: “Geographically we are closer to Berlin than Boston. Spiritually we are probably a lot closer to Boston than Berlin."
WHEN you’re assessing the worth of a political claim, it’s generally smart to factor in the person making the claim.
THERE'S good news and bad news. First, the good: all of the political parties in the South aspire to a reunited Ireland (Hooray!). The bad news: the past century and more has seen those same parties mouthing platitudes, presenting the Northern Troubles as sectarian blood-lust, and since the Good Friday Agreement focusing on the need to win unionists over to the notion of a reunited Ireland before holding any border poll.