Taoiseach Micheál Martin must have thought he had succeeded once again in negotiating a tricky meeting with the mercurial President Trump when a British journalist lobbed a hand grenade.
Poor Andy Burnham must be pulling out his dyed hair trying to understand the barbarous Irish — and no doubt he brands both Planter and Gael as Paddies — after his first funding offer to the Executive was stamped 'return to sender' and dispatched back across the Irish Sea.
ANYONE who believes for a second that the renewed focus on the Garvaghy Road is about religious freedom and inalienable rights needs to focus a little bit more on the dramatis personae of this bleak new production of a grim old drama.
The glee among loyalism at this week's court decision on the Orange march down the Catholic Garvaghy Road in Portadown was more evidence, is such were needed, of the cul-de-sac of sectarianism in which the unionist parties now find themselves.
THIS weekend marks the start of Belfast Mela, our biggest celebration of diversity. The programme is once again full to bursting with exciting and fascinating events which underline the richness that our new communities bring.
Hats off to those two momentous summer celebrations, the World Cup and Mayo's All-Ireland victory, branded by sports fans and media commentators alike as unsurpassed moments of unbridled joy.
One wag remarked, after the spectacular success of Sunday's Fleadh Cheoil na hÉireann opening ceremony at City Hall that, "we should do this every week".
CS Lewis famously said that when living through change, it's all but invisible.
What gives with DUP Minister Paul Givan and the Irish language?
Primary criticism of the Irish Government's Shared Island initiative is that cross-border projects approved for funding must pass, in the words of one Dublin diplomat, 'The Jeffrey Donaldson smell test'.
Hardly a week passes now without representatives of the state having to appear before the courts in Belfast to apologise for past murderous misdemeanours and pay substantial damages to relatives and survivors of their 30-year campaign of collusion.
The late Rev. Ian Paisley was fond of quoting Matthew 7:5 when accusing his political opponents of hypocrisy, "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."
For those deluded souls who really believed Boris Johnson's encomium about the "sunlit uplands" of Brexit this really is the worst of times.
There is an old but perfectly apt Belfast aphorism which best captures the nationalist community's reaction to PSNI claims that loyalist paramilitaries were not behind attacks on our ethnic minorities over the past week: "Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?"
If you think a week is a long time in politics, then what can one make of the five days between our newcomer communities being feted at the Best of the West Awards on Friday past and black and brown people being burnt out of their homes last night?