SQUINTER hates to say it, but the Daily Mail doesn’t always get it wrong.You may remember they led the campaign to stop the EC from outlawing bendy

bananas. Of course, lefties sneered and said the EC weren’t planning to do any such thing and that the Mail is completely bonkers and not to be trusted on anything it has to say about the EC.

Well, here’s the proof – the only completely straight banana Squinter has ever seen in his life, bought in a bunch of six or eight in Asda on Monday night.

Ireland and the Man from the Daily Mail have always had something of a fractious relationship, but credit where credit’s due...